Smileys πŸ˜‹- an old woman’s guide to unearthing the most atrocious ones πŸ€₯🀑😴🀐

Let me begin by telling you all – I am bad with smileys.. I mean, I cannot tell the difference. Yes, its hip and all that but my naivety in the matter is beyond comprehension! 
Forgive me the smiley-maker, for I have sinned and what I am going to write now, to the utmost disgust of many of you, I really thought this πŸ’© was  chocolate ice cream and not, you know what it is… I know its gross but I am THAT stupid.. Although in my defence, well actually forget about the defence.. I dont want to ruin chocolate ice cream for you guys forever!

So getting down to business:

πŸ™‚πŸ˜Š these most definitely are the happy-faced smileys and these πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜”β˜ΉοΈπŸ™πŸ˜• definitely are the sad ones… but what’s the differentiator.. I mean, so are these varied degrees of sadness and if so, how do I quantify the exact degree of sadness that I am feeling right now and communicate the same vide one  of these smileys πŸ€” (this is the thinking man smiley, I know this one)

BTW, so are smileys gender neutral or are they actually Man-faced? I mean, I really dont think we women ever look like any of these stupid smileys anyway, except for this πŸ’ƒ.. looks more like a man-made thing to me.. and very rascist too… so if I insist on being a hot blonde smiley, it brings me back to my skin tone and reminds me that πŸ‘πŸ½ and not πŸ‘πŸ», is more suitable… 

I am pretty damn sure a chauvinistic man would have cracked a joke, just about now saying, these πŸ˜‘πŸ˜€πŸ‘Ώ were definitely inspired by his wife.. 

πŸ˜šπŸ˜™πŸ˜—πŸ˜˜ coming to these… I simply don’t understand!!! Different degrees of kisses? Like really, are you kidding me? Do I have to use my 1000 CC brain to decide which kiss smiley to use to actually suggest my level of interest. Therefore, the eyes open smiley is, basically, me lying and the one with my eyes closed is me being genuine.. therefore, the remaining two are just varied levels of flirt smiley, I guess.. 

Then there are these 😳 πŸ€’πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‹πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜‹πŸ€“πŸ˜ŽπŸ€•πŸ€’πŸ™„, I am pretty comfortable with them but then comes this πŸ€₯ my nose in everyone’s job, is it? 

I have my list of smileys that I want… I would appreciate if you guys can tell me, who should I write to?

Now the one I want most: Foot-in-mouth smiley.. that will be a huge help bcos I really need one, my foot-in-mouth disease is like so killing me right now! Case in point πŸ’©!

And I had like different degrees of SORRY smileys.. I mean, when I really mean sorry and all I get is this 😐 for Sorry! No doesn’t help! 

And something better than this πŸ€— for hug… I still remember back in the blackberry messenger days, (yes! I am that old) the hug smiley was the cutest smiley ever and if you got that smiley, it really meant something.. 

So now, having written the worst blog post ever πŸ™ˆ, I am saying πŸ‘‹, until next time..


( BTW in smiley world, it translates to πŸ’‹πŸ˜˜)


2 thoughts on “Smileys πŸ˜‹- an old woman’s guide to unearthing the most atrocious ones πŸ€₯🀑😴🀐

  1. I loved this one… even I do not understand smileys and its a tough choice for me to make whether I am sending the right smiley or able to match up with the smiley that the other person just sent me. Is that smiley as meaningful as the loads of kisses and love smileys I got from the other person??? Its a big dilemma for me and hence I only stick to a love, kiss or a smiley emoji… You are bang on right and I love the way you write Miss FunnyBones2 πŸ™‚

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